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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

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John Ruskin

No human being, however great, or powerful, was ever so free as a fish.


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Francis Bacon

Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god.


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Bertrand Russell

The greatest challenge to any thinker is stating the problem in a way that will allow a solution.


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Lord Essex

Genius is entitled to respect only when it promotes the peace and improves the happiness of mankind.


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Josh Billings

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.


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John Berger

In the modern world, in which thousands of people are dying every hour as a consequence of politics, no writing anywhere can begin to be credible unless it is informed by political awareness and principles. Writers who have neither product utopian trash.


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Robert Southey

Not where I breathe, but where I love, I live Not where I love, but where I am, I die.


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Seneca

What does reason demand of a man? A very easy thing--to live in accord with his nature.


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Miguel de Cervantes

What a man has, so much he is sure of.


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William Shakespeare

I met a fool i' the forest, A motley fool.


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Bertolt Brecht

Grub first, then ethics.


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Logan Pearsall Smith

People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.



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