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Bobby Unser
Success is where preparation and opportunity meet.
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Lord Byron
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
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Lawana Blackwell
Youth isn't always all it's touted to be.
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David Letterman
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
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Nancy Astor
I used to dread getting older because I thought I would not be able to do all the things I wanted to do, but now that I am older I find that I don't want to do them.
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Chilo
Prefer loss to the wealth of dishonest gain the former vexes you for a time the latter will bring you lasting remorse.
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Tao Le Ching
In dwelling, live close to the ground. In thinking, keep to the simple. In conflict, be fair and generous. In governing, don't try to control. In work, do what you enjoy. In family life, be completely present.
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Fyodor Dostoevsky
Neither man or nation can exist without a sublime idea.
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William James
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
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Robert J. Collier
The great successful men of the world have used their imagination...they think ahead and create their mental picture in all it details, filling in here, adding a little there, altering this a bit and that a bit, but steadily building--steadily building.
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Jacopo Sannazaro
Man is only miserable so far as he thinks himself so.
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T. Lehrer
Disclaimer If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under oath I ever said it.
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