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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

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Theodore Hesburgh

The very essence of leadership is that you have to have a vision.


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James Boswell

The man who stops making new friends eventually will have none.


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Shelley, incomplete, poets

Poets are the unacknowledged legislators of the world.


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Alphonse Desjardins, The Canadian credit union pioneer made the remarks in a speech in the early 1900s.

A credit union is not an ordinary financial concern, seeking to enrich its members at the expense of the general public. Neither is it a loan company, seeking to make a profit at the expense of the unfortunates… The credit union is nothing of the kind; it is the expression in the field of economics of a high social ideal.


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Napoleon Bonaparte

The word impossible is not in my dictionary.


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John W. Gardner

History never looks like history when you are living through it.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.


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John Varley

Never trust anybody who says 'trust me.' Except just this once, of course. - from Steel Beach


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Janet Long

Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy.


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William Shakespeare, King Henry VI, Part 3

Love comforteth like sunshine after rain.


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Tom Stoppard

Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.


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Phillips Brooks

Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.



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