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Salvador Dali
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
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Actor Edmund Gwenn
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
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John Adams, On his bed, not knowing Jefferson had died only a few hours earlier-July 4th, 1826
Thomas Jefferson still lives.
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Harriet Van Horne.
There are days when any electrical appliance in the house, including the vacuum cleaner, offers more entertainment than the TV set.
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Robert A. Heinlein
The United States has become a place where entertainers and professional athletes are mistaken for people of importance.
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Paul Gauguin
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
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Robert J. Sawyer
The right things to do are those that keep our violence in abeyance the wrong things are those that bring it to the fore.
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Thomas Hobbes
Appetite, with an opinion of attaining, is called hope the same, without such opinion, despair.
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Andrew Carnegie
Concentration is my motto - first honesty, then industry, then concentration.
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Jose Raul Bernardo, Silent Wing (Simon & Schuster, 1998) One of the Best Novels of 1998 (LA Times)
Truth is so difficult to find that, when one hears it, it shines through.
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Aeschylus
There is no pain so great as the memory of joy in present grief.
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Author Unknown
It would take battalions of angels to protect us from our dreaded dangers, though in a long lifetime few of the dangers come to anything.
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