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Elie Wiesel, The Perils of Indifference
Indifference, then, is not only a sin, it is a punishment.
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Logan Pearsall Smith, Afterthoughts (1931) "In the World"
It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich people.
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Elizabeth Kubler-Ross
People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beuty is revealed only if there is a light from within.
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Marquis de Vauvenargues
To achieve great things we must live as though we were never going to die.
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Sir William Preece, chief engineer of the British Post Office, 1876
The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty of messenger boys.
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Robert Zend
There are too many people, and too few human beings.
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Sbastien-Roch Nicolas de Chamfort
Most of today's books have an air of having been written in one day from books read the night before.
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Alfred Adler
There is a law that man should love his neighbor as himself. In a few hundred years it should be as natural to mankind as breathing or the upright gait; but if he does not learn it he must perish.
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George Smith Patton, Jr.
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
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Benjamin Disraeli
Next to knowing when to seize an opportunity, the most important thing in life is to know when to forgo an advantage.
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Vincent Van Gogh
Keep your love of nature, for that is the true way to understand art more and more.
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Euripides
Every man is like the company he is wont to keep.
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