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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Random Quotes - 163

William Osler

Shut out all of your past except that which will help you weather your tomorrows.


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Dick Cavett

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.


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Henry Graham Greene

Our worst enemies here are not the ignorant and simple, however cruel our worst enemies are the intelligent and corrupt.


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Alexander Pope

He who tells a lie is not sensible of how great a task he undertakes; for he must be forced to invent twenty more to maintain that one.


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Johann Huizinga

Play is a uniquely adaptive act, not subordinate to some other adaptive act, but with a special function of its own in human experience.


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Jimmy Breslin

Rage is the only quality which has kept me, or anybody I have ever studied, writing columns for newspapers.


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Biblical Proverb

He that is of a merry heart hasth a continual feast.


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Anatole France

Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up another.


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Joaquin Setanti

Be wary of the man who urges an action in which he himself incurs no risk.


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James Lovell, speech to Girl Scouts in DuPage County, Illinois, 1997 - quoted in the Chicago Tribune 2-3-03

There are people who make things happen, there are people who watch things happen, and there are people who wonder what happened. To be successful, you need to be a person who makes things happen.


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Polish Proverb

Fish, to taste good, must swim three times in water, in butter, and in wine.


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Aeschylus

'Honour thy father and thy mother' stands written among the three laws of most revered righteousness.



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