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George Santayana
The need of exercise is a modern superstition, invented by people who ate too much and had nothing to think about.
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Benjamin Franklin
By heaven we understand a state of happiness infinite in degree, and endless in duration.
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Audre Lorde
Revolution is not a onetime event.
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Rwandan Proverb
You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you.
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James Abram Garfield
Ideas control the world.
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Joseph P Kennedy
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
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Marcus Garvey
If you have no confidence in self, you are twice defeated in the race of life. With confidence, you have won even before you have started.
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David Dean Rusk
Give a member of Congress a junket and a mimeograph machine and he thinks he is secretary of state.
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Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
Don't be reckless with other people's hearts, And don't put up with people that are reckless with yours.
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Aeschylus
Time as he grows old teaches many lessons.
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Jesse Stuart
Write something to suit yourself and many people will like it; write something to suit everybody and scarcely anyone will care for it.
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Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged
Do not let your fire go out, spark by irreplacable spark. In the hopeless swamps of the not quite, the not yet, and the not at all, do not let the hero in your soul perish and leave only frustration for the life you deserved, but never have been able to reach. The world you desire can be won, it exists, it is real, it is possible, it is yours.
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