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Emerich Edward Dalbert
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
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Oscar Wilde
Sometimes it takes courage to give into temptation.
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Cary Grant
Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.
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Willa Cather, My Antonia
Winter lies too long in country towns; hangs on until it is stale and shabby, old and sullen.
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Anne Frank
We all live with the objective of being happy, our lives are all different and yet the same.
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George Santayana
America is the greatest of opportunities and the worst of influences.
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Unknown
Some people succeed because they are destined to, but most people succeed because they are determined to.
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Soren Kierkegaard
Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it.
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Samuel Johnson
I live in the crowds of jollity, not so much to enjoy company as to shun myself.
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Saint Jerome
The line, often adopted by strong men in controversy, of justifying the means by the end.
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Deepak Chopra
Religion is confining and imprisoning and toxic because it is based on ideology and dogma. But spirituality is redeeming and universal.
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Lao Tzu
The sage wears clothes of coarse cloth but carries jewels in his bosom He knows himself but does not display himself He loves himself but does not hold himself in high esteem.
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