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Mark Patinkin
Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
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Antoine de Saint-Exupery
I know but one freedom, and that is the freedom of the mind.
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Thomas Jefferson
Determine never to be idle. No person will have occasion to complain of the want of time who never loses any. It is wonderful how much may be done if we are always doing.
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Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily as we open and shut our eyes!
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Bill Cosby
My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own parenthood, but it didn't because parenting can be learned only by people who have no children.
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George Bernard Shaw
Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
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William Congreve, Love for Love (1695)
He that first cries out stop thief, is often he that has stolen the treasure.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could some blunders and absurdities have crept in forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.
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Marylin Monroe
Sex is part of nature, I go with nature.
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Buddy Hackett
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices take it, or leave it.
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Yugoslav Proverb
Complain to one who can help you.
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Erma Bombeck
In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
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