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Theodore Parker
Never violate the sacredness of your individual self-respect.
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Saint Francis de Sales
Nothing is so powerful as gentleness nothing is so gentle as true strength.
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Benjamin Disraeli
What we anticipate seldom occurs what we least expected generally happens.
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Eustace Budgell
Friendship is a strong and habitual inclination in two persons to promote the good and happiness of one another.
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Agatha Christie, Appointment with Death
No country can be described as free- but each has different degrees of bondage.
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Ashanti Proverb
One cannot both feast and become rich.
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Sophocles
A prudent mind can see room for misgiving, lest he who prospers would one day suffer reverse.
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George Bernard Shaw
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
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Barbara DeAngelis
Love is a choice you make from moment to moment.
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Unknown
A chinese philosopher once had a dream that he was a butterfly. From that day on, he was never quite certain that he was not a butterfly, dreaming that he was a man.
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Robert Collyer
A man's best friends are his ten fingers.
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Margaret Fuller
Nature provides exceptions to every rule.
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