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Ecclesiastes 911 Bible
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong.
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Eric Hoffer
However much we talk of the inexorable laws governing the life of individuals and of societies, we remain at the bottom convinced that in human affairs everything in more or less fortuitous. We do not even believe in the inevitability of our own death. Hence the difficulty of deciphering the present, of detecting the seeds of things to come as they germinate before our eyes. We are not attuned to seeing the inevitable.
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Henry Grube
There is a difference between Moses and Paul. Moses was the great Law-giver to the nation of Israel, while Paul is the great dispenser of Grace to the Church, the Body of Christ.
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E. M. Forster
I suggest that the only books that influence us are those for which we are ready, and which have gone a little further down our particular path than we have gone ourselves.
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Bette Davis
It has been my experience that one cannot, in any shape or form, depend on human relations for lasting reward. It is only work that truly satisfies.
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Plato
Bodily exercise, when compulsory, does no harm to the body but knowledge which is acquired under compulsion obtains no hold on the mind.
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Theodor Reik
Love is an attempt to change a piece of a dream world into reality.
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Anais Nin
Each friend represents a world in us, a world not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.
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Andrew Schneider
Let's not kid ourselves. Whatever we diagnose, most patients, if they don't die, get well by themselves. Our job is mainly to try to make them feel better do no harm.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
I look forward to an America which will not be afraid of grace and beauty.
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Henery Miller, Tropic of Cancer 1934
A man with his belly full of the classics is an enemy of the human race.
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Archibald Wavell
No amount of study or learning will make a man a leader unless he has the natural qualities of one.
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