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Austin Powers International Man of Mystery
Austin Powers Yeah, baby, yeah
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Gilbert Keith Chesterton
We make our friends we make our enemies but God makes our next door neighbour.
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Thich Nhat Hanh
The most precious gift we can offer others is our presence. When mindfulness embraces those we love, they will bloom like flowers.
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Jean Rostand, Thoughts of a Biologist (1939)
Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god.
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Benno C. Schmidt, Jr.
To take the measure of oneself by reference to one's colleagues leads to envy or complacency rather than constructive self-examination.
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Pindar
Sweet is war to those who know it not.
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William Shakespeare
To thine own self be true -; And it must follow as the night the day; Thou canst not be false to any man
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Publilius Syrus
It takes a long time to bring excellence to maturity.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
Deem not life a thing of consequence. For look at the yawning void of the future, and at that other limitless space, the past.
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Barbara Bush
Somewhere out in this audience may even be someone who will one day follow my footsteps, and preside over the White House as the president' s spouse. I wish him well
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George Baker
The world is round and the place which may seem like the end may also be only the beginning.
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Batman
The Joker Wait'll they get a load of ME
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