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Jane Wagner, Lily Tomlin in "The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe"
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Sidney Greenberg
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him.
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Josh Billings
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
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Chitto Harjo
Away back in that time-in 1492-there was a man by the name of Columbus came from across the great ocean, and he discovered the country for the white man. . . What did he find when he first arrived here Did he find a white man standing on the continent then . . . I stood here first, and Columbus first discovered me.
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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
Of all religions, Christianity is without a doubt the one that should inspire tolerance most, although, up to now, the Christians have been the most intolerant of all men.
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Jules Renard
I am not sincere, even when I say I am not.
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Ernest Haskins
Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have.
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Arthur Miller
A good newspaper, I suppose, is a nation talking to itself.
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Dr. David M. Burns
Aim for success, not perfection. Never give up your right to be wrong, because then you will lose the ability to learn new things and move forward with your life.
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George Bernard Shaw
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
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Charles Proteus Steinmetz
No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions.
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Lawrence Peter Berra
You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
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