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Ronald Reagan
The Soviet Union would remain a one-party nation even if an opposition party were permitted-because everyone would join that party.
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Nicholson
Time keeps no measure when true friends are parted, No record day by day the sands move not for those who, loyal-hearted, friendship's firm laws obey.
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Arabic Proverb
The wise man speaks of what he sees, the idiot of what he hears.
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Bergen Evans, The Natural History of Nonsense (1946)
Freedom of speech and freedom of action are meaningless without freedom to think. And there is no freedom of thought without doubt.
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Jeffrey Vlaming
CHRIS The bane and blessing of human nature. That old cat killer, curiosity. Something so deeply embedded in our psyches that it screams to us from ancient myths of Pandora. Eve. Lot's wife. JOEL Eve lost paradise, Lot's wife was turned into a pillar of salt. Knowledge doesn't come cheap my friend. CHRIS Good or bad, curiosity is woven into our DNA like tonsils or like the opposable thumb. It's the fire under the ass of the human experience
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Seneca
If virtue precede us every step will be safe.
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Antoine De Saint-Exupery
A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral.
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Homer
Young men's minds are always changeable, but when an old man is concerned in a matter, he looks both before and after.
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Terry Cohen
He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
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Michel de Montaigne
Since we cannot match it let us take our revenge by abusing it.
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Irwin Shaw
There are too many books I haven't read, too many places I haven't seen, too many memories I haven't kept long enough.
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Ursula K. LeGuin
As great scientists have said and as all children know, it is above all by the imagination that we achieve perception, and compassion, and hope.
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