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Funniest Random Quotes - 139
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Aesop
Only cowards insult dying majesty.
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Michael Jackson, Leave Me Alone
Ain’t no mountain that I can’t climb, baby
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John P. Grier
The will to believe is perhaps the most powerful, but certainly the most dangerous human attribute.
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Moliere
The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit.
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Pliny the Elder
No mortal man, moreover is wise at all moments.
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Ronald Reagan
Die-hard conservatives thought that if I couldn't get everything I asked for, I should jump off the cliff with the flag flying-go down in flames. No, if I can get 70 or 80 percent of what it is I'm trying to get ... I'll take that and then continue to try to get the rest in the future.
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Henri Frdric Amiel
Doing easily what others find difficult is talent doing what is impossible for talent is genius.
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Friedrich Nietzche
Life is the will to power; our natural desire to dominate and reshape the world to fit our own preferences and assert our personal strength to the fullest degree.
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General George Patton
No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making other bastards die for their country.
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Phyllis Mcginley
To be a housewife is ... a difficult, a wrenching, sometimes an ungrateful job if it is looked on only as a job. Regarded as a profession, it is the noblest as it is the most ancient of the catalogue. Let none persuade us differently or the world is lost indeed.
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Mary Wortley Montagu
It has all been very interesting.
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Don Schula
Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.
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