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George Bernard Shaw
When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
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Franklin D. Roosevelt
The only thing to fear is fear itself.
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Bertrand Russell
Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed.
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Jane Wagner
What is reality, anyway Just a collective hunch.
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Mary Bertone
I wasn't put on this Earth to make you feel like a man.
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Vince Lombardi
Winners never quit and quitters never win.
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Pliny the Younger, Letters
An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit.
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George Bernard Shaw
Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
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Basil W. Maturin
We never get to love by hate, least of all by self-hatred.
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Will Rogers
You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
Anyone who does not feel sufficiently strong in memory should not meddle with lying.
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Arthur Calwell
It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.
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