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J Danforth Quayle
You do the policy, I'll do the politics.
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Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
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George Bernard Shaw
What is the matter with the poor is poverty; what is the matter with the rich is uselessness.
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Dorothe Deluzy
We believe at once in evil, we only believe in good upon reflection. Is this not sad
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Isaac Stern
There are more bad musicians than there is bad music.
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Mexican Proverb
A good resolution is like an old horse, which is often saddled but rarely ridden.
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Jelaluddin Rumi
Whoever finds love beneath hurt and grief
disappears into emptiness
with a thousand new disguises.
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J. Bartlett Brebner
Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States.
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Carl Sandburg, Chicago Poems (1916) "Fog"
The fog comes on little cat feet.
It sits looking
over harbor and city
on silent haunches
and then moves on.
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Mark Twain
It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.
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H. L. Mencken
A home is not a mere transient shelter: its essence lies in the personalities of the people who live in it.
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Booker T. Washington
Character is power.
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