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Marcus Tullius Cicero De Officiis
The more laws, the less justice.
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Woody Allen
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
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Thomas Jefferson
That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves.
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Scott Adams
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
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Unknown
Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets.
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Don Fraser
A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it.
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Christopher Morley
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
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Henry Ward Beecher
The meanest, most contemptible kind of praise is that which first speaks well of a man, and then qualifies it with a but.
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Daniel J. Boorstin
Freedom means the opportunity to be what we never thought we would be.
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Alexander Pope
There is a certain majesty in simplicity which is far above all the quaintness of wit.
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Haile Selassie
Throughout history, it has been the inaction of those who could have acted the indifference of those who should have known better the silence of the voice of justice when it mattered most that has made it possible for evil to triumph.
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William Shakespeare
A jest's prosperity lies in the ear Of him that hears it, never in the tongue Of him that makes it.
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