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Funny Random Quotes - 111
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Oprah Winfrey
Let your light shine. Shine within you so that it can shine on someone else. Let your light shine.
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David A. Cronin
I am a firm believer of reading the horoscopes. I read all twelve, pick the one that sounds the best and go with that one.
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Herodotus, The Histories of Herodotus
This is the bitterest pain among men, to have much knowledge but no power.
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Mary Kay Ash
If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right.
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Sun-Tzu, The Art of War
To conquer the enemy without resorting to war is the most desirable. The highest form of generalship is to conquer the enemy by strategy.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
In the matter of religion, people eagerly fasten their eyes on the difference between their own creed and yours whilst the charm of the study is in finding the agreements and identities in all the religions of humanity.
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William Shakespeare
Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety.
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Francis William Bourdillon
The Night has a thousand eyes, And the Day but one;
Yet the light of the bright world dies
With the dying sun.
The mind has a thousand eyes,
And the heart but one;
Yet the light of a whole life dies
When love is done.
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Benjamin Disraeli
Grief is the agony of an instant, the indulgence of grief the blunder of a life.
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Benjamin Franklin
So convenient a thing it is to be a reasonable creature, since it enables one to find or make a reason for everything one has a mind to do.
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Johathan Sacks
Values are tapes we play on the Walkman of the mind any tune we choose so long as it does not disturb others.
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Jean Baptiste Rousseau
Readiness of speech is often inability to hold the tongue.
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