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C. D. Tavares
Since when is public safety the root password to the Constitution?
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Tryon Edwards
The great end of education is to discipline rather than to furnish the mind to train it to the use of its own powers, rather than fill it with the accumulation of others.
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Erma Bombeck
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
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Sri da Avabhas
The secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God.
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David Bailey
It takes a lot of imagination to be a good photographer. You need less imagination to be a painter because you can invent things. But in photography everything is so ordinary; it takes a lot of looking before you learn to see the extraordinary.
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Mae West
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
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James Corbett
You become a champion by fighting one more round. When things are tough, you fight one more round.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
On the mountains of truth you can never climb in vain: either you will reach a point higher up today, or you will be training your powers so that you will be able to climb higher tomorrow.
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Corra Harris
The bravest thing you can do when you are not brave is to profess courage and act accordingly.
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Sidney Madwed
It is not the hours we put in on the job, it is what we put into the hours that counts.
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Frank Lloyd Wright
The truth is more important than the facts.
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Voltaire
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.
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