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Saturday Review
Penicillin was indeed the product of accidental discovery, but the discovery was made, and the knowledge developed, because certain scientists had definite goals in mind. Chance, Pastuer wrote, favors only the prepared mind. The mind must be prepared not only by scientific training and technological know-how, but also by the awareness of social needs.
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Publilius Syrus
To-day is the pupil of yesterday.
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Vincent McNabb
Sometimes it is a great joy just to listen to someone we love talking.
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William Feather
One of the indictments of civilizations is that happiness and intelligence are so rarely found in the same person.
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Mary Hirsch
Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
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Confucius, Analects
They must often change who would be constant in happiness or wisdom.
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Wayne\'s World
Wayne Am I supposed to be a man, am I supposed to say, it's OK, I don't mind. I don't mind. Well I mind I mind big time And you know what the worst part is I NEVER LEARNED TO READ.
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C.G. Jung
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
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Richard Milhous Nixon
A man is not finished when he's defeated he's finished when he quits.
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James Waddell Alexander, II
The true recipe for a miserable existence is to quarrel with Providence.
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Vernon Schutz
Defeated enemies in battle have to confess the superiority of their captors, but this does not give them citizenship in that country. This is why as ambassadors for Christ we beseech people to be reconciled to God by faith in Christ now. If they confess Him as Lord with a heart of faith--now, while the doors of salvation are wide open, they will be saved (Rom. '109
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David Letterman
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
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