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Kahlil Gibran
Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife.
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William Shakespeare, "King Lear", Act 1 scene 1
Although the last, not least.
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William Zinsser
There's not much to be said about the period except that most writers don't reach it soon enough.
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Seneca
Wealth is the slave of a wise man. The master of a fool.
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Socrates
Science says 'We must live,' and seeks the means of prolonging, increasing, facilitating and amplifying life, of making it tolerable and acceptable, wisdom says 'We must die,' and seeks how to make us die well.
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Margaret Cho, weblog, 03-03-04
Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind in order to secure my heart.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
People can be divided into two classes those who go ahead and do something, and those who sit still and inquire, 'Why wasn't it done the other way'
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Emanuel Swedenborg, From the book "Arcana Coelestia" #4984
You are not made happy by the true things you believe from your faith, but by the goodness which comes from your faith.
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Demades
Modesty is the citadel of beauty.
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Madame Swetchine
Kindness causes us to learn, and to forget, many things.
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Arnold Bennett
Happiness includes chiefly the idea of satisfaction after full honest effort. No one can possibly be satisfied and no one can be happy who feels that in some paramount affairs he failed to take up the challenge of life.
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Josh Billings
When a man makes up his mind to become a rascal, he should examine himself closely and see if he isn't better constructed for a fool.
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