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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
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Randolph Bourne
Society is one vast conspiracy for carving one into the kind of statue likes, and then placing it in the most convenient niche it has.
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Aristotle
There was never a genius without a tincture of madness.
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Leonardo da Vinci
Patience serves as a protection against wrongs as clothes do against cold. For if you put on more clothes as the cold increases, it will have no power to hurt you. So in like manner you must grow in patience when you meet with great wrongs, and they will then be powerless to vex your mind.
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Nicholas Chamfort
In great affairs men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small things they show themselves as they are.
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Charles Dickens
No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste.
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Confucius
It is only the wisest and the stupidest that cannot change.
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Madonna, O Magazine, January 2004
That consciousness is everything and that all things begin with a thought. That we are responsible for our own fate, we reap what we sow, we get what we give, we pull in what we put out. I know these things for sure.
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Evan Esar
Statistics The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
Greatness is not in were we stand, but in what direction we are moving. We must sail sometimes with the wind, and somtimes agaisnt it - but sail we must. And not drift, nor lie at anchor.
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Toni Cade Bambera
The dream is real, my friends. The failure to realize it is the only unreality.
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