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Henri-Frédéric Amiel
...happiness gives us the energy which is the basis of health.
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Henry David Thoreau
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
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Charles Hamilton Aide
I sit beside my lonely fire and pray for wisdom yet for calmness to remember or courage to forget.
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William Blake
If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, infinite.
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Niccolo Machiavelli
God creates men, but they choose each other.
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William Gibson
The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.
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George Bernard Shaw
Swindon What will history say Burgoyne History, sir, will tell lies as usual.
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Van Wyck Brooks
The man who has the courage of his platitudes is always a successful man.
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Lois McMaster Bujold
Suicidal glory is the luxury of the irresponsible. We're not giving up. We're waiting for a better opportunity to win.
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James M. Barrie
I know not, sir, whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he did not it seems to me that he missed the opportunity of his life.
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Unknown
Friendship is the only cement that will hold the world together.
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Marcus Aelius Aurelius
Every man's life lies within the present for the past is spent and done with, and the future is uncertain.
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