Harriet Martineau

You better live your best and act your best and think your best today, for today is the sure preparation for tomorrow and all the other tomorrows that follow.

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Douglas Leonard Martin, Douglas Leonard Martin in a letter to FDA in 1975.

There is no eraser on the end of a scalpel.

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Oscar Wilde

Everyone who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.

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H.P. Lovecraft

...all life is only a set of pictures in the brain, among which there is no difference betwixt those born of real things and those born of inward dreamings, and (there is) no cause to value one above the other.

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La Rochefoucauld

Some disguised deceits counterfeit truth so perfectly that not to be taken in by them would be an error of judgment.

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Aeschylus (525-456 B.C.), Frag. 146 (trans. by Plumptre).

Of all the gods, Death only craves not gifts: Nor sacrifice, nor yet drink-offering poured
Avails; no altars hath he, nor is soothed
By hymns of praise. From him alone of all
The powers of heaven Persuasion holds aloof.

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Che Guevara, when asked his nationality

I am Cuban, Argentine, Bolivian, Peruvian, Ecuadorian, etc... You understand.

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Alfred De Musset

How glorious it is - and also how painful - to be an exception.

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Rita Rudner

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

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Tom Stoppard

Eternity's a terrible thought. I mean, where's it all going to end

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Jean de La Fontaine

Better to rely on one powerful king than on many little princes.

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Aristotle, Politics

The basis of a democratic state is liberty.

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