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Silly Random Quotes and Sayings - 52
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Abigail Adams
Great necessities call forth great leaders.
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Phyllis Diller
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
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William Shakespeare, "The Two Gentlemen of Verona", Act 5 scene 4
Come not within the measure of my wrath.
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Scottish Proverb
A cold needs the cook as much as the doctor.
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Unknown
It is by chance we met by choice we became friends.
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Madame de Stael
Sow good services sweet remembrances will grow them.
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Lyle Alzado
I don't really trust a sane person.
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Macleod
The influence of individual character extends from generation to generation.
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Evan Esar
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
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Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Cowardice asks the question - is it safe? Vanity asks the question - is it popular? Expediency asks the question - is it political? But conscience asks the question - is it right? There comes a time when one must take a position that is neither safe, popular, or political; but because it is right.
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Michael Howard, The Observer (1980)
The important thing when you are going to do something brave is to have someone on hand to witness it.
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Hodding Carter
There are only two lasting bequests we can hope to give our children. One is roots the other, wings.
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