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Hellen Keller
Instead of comparing our lot with that of those who are more fortunate than we are, we should compare it with the lot of the great majority of our fellow men. It then appears that we are among the privileged.
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Aldous Huxley
At least two-thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and stupidity: idealism, dogmatism and proselytizing zeal on behalf of religous or political ideas.
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Anacharsis Cloots
Bad mind, bad heart. (Mals Mens, Malus Animus)
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Pir Vilayat Inayat Khan
We first have to find the way of freedom from involvement before we can introduce freedom in involvement.
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Henry Miller, The Henry Miller Reader (1959), "Reunion in Brooklyn"
To live without killing is a thought which could electrify the world, if men were only capable of staying awake long enough to let the idea soak in.
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Francisco Franco
I am responsible only to God and history.
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Mark Twain, Mark Twain In Eruption
Sane and intelligent human beings are like all other human beings, and carefully and cautiously and diligently conceal their private real opinions from the world and give out fictitious ones in their stead for general consumption.
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Harry S Truman
Take a two-mile walk every morning before breakfast.
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Francis Bacon
Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.
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Sharon Salzberg
Any ordinary favor we do for someone or any compassionate reaching out may seem to be going nowhere at first, but may be planting a seed we can't see right now. Sometimes we need to just do the best we can and then trust in an unfolding we can't design or ordain.
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Mark Twain
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
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Thich Nhat Hanh
Keeping your body healthy is an expression of gratitude to the whole cosmos - the trees, the clouds, everything.
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