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Joyce Grenfell
I have come to believe that giving and receiving are really the same. Giving and receiving - not giving and taking.
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Horace
Seize today, and put as little trust as you can in tomorrow.
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Sammy Davis Jr.
I gotta be me.
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Sir Laurence Kerr Olivier
I take a simple view of life keep your eyes open and get on with it.
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Epictetus
Appear to know only this,--never to fail nor fall.
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Rita Mae Brown
One must fight for a life of action, not reaction.
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Alexander Pope
Be thou the first true merit to befriend, his praise is lost who stays till all commend.
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Voltaire
God created sex. Priests created marriage.
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Charles Dickens
We need never be ashamed of our tears.
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John F. Kennedy
A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on.
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George Bernard Shaw
The only man who behaves sensibly is my tailor he takes my measure anew every time he sees me, whilst all the rest go on with their old measurements, and expect them to fit me.
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Victor Hugo
Have courage for the great sorrows of life and patience for the small ones; and when you have laboriously accomplished your daily task, go to sleep in peace. God is awake.
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