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Heinrich Heine, From his play Almansor (1821)
Where they have burned books, they will end in burning human beings. (Dort, wo man Bücher verbrennt, verbrennt man am Ende auch Menschen)
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Kingman Brewster, Jr.
If I take refuge in ambiguity, I assure you that it's quite conscious.
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John Maurice Clark
Knowledge is the only instrument of production That is not subject to the law of diminishing returns.
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William Punshon
Cowardice asks Is it safe Expediency asks Is it politic But Conscience asks Is it right
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Stephan Grellet
I expect to pass through this world but once any good thing therefore that I can do, or any kindness that I can show to any fellow creature, let me do it now let me not defer or neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again.
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George Orwell
Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it.
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Marchioness Townsend
Never tell a man you can read him through and through most people prefer to be thought enigmas.
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Danish proverb
Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries , and you will have a fine pig and a bad child.
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Mark Twain
Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessaries.
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Antoine De Saint-Exupery
He who would travel happily must travel light.
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Franklin P. Adams
The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians who believe, with a conviction based on experience, that you can fool all of the people all of the time.
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Pete Rose
I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball.
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