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John Philpot Curran
The condition upon which God has given liberty to man is eternal vigilance.
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Tiberius
In a free state there should be freedom of speech and thought.
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C. Kent Wright
To sway an audience, you must watch them as you speak.
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Samuel Goldwyn
You've got to take the bitter with the sour.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cave men, 'If I have come to destroy you, may the sun be blotted out from the sky.' Just then the eclipse would start, and they'd probably try to kill you or something, but then you could explain about the rotation of the moon and all, and everyone would get a good laugh.
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Martin Luther King Jr.
If we are to go forward, we must go back and rediscover those precious values -- that all reality hinges on moral foundations and that all reality has spiritual control.
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Euripides
A nation which has forgotten the quality of courage which in the past has been brought to public life is not as likely to insist upon or regard that quality in its chosen leaders today--and in fact we have forgotten.
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Bob Dylan
A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do.
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Scott Adams
Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.
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Mitch Hedburg
Fettucine Alfredo is just Macaroni and cheese for adults
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Maurice Masterlinck
At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed '10
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Herbert Butterfield
But the greatest menace to our civilization today is the conflict between giant organized systems of self-righteousness -- each system only too delighted to find that the other is wicked -- each only too glad that the sins give it the pretext for still deeper hatred and animosity.
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