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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Random Quotes and Sayings - 73

Dwight D Eisenhower

Humility must always be the portion of any man who receives acclaim earned in the blood of his followers and the sacrifices of his friends.


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Hume Cronyn

The whole business of marshaling one's energies becomes more and more important as one grows older.


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Douglas Adams

In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.


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John Milton

He who reigns within himself and rules his passions, desires, and fears is more than a king.


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Frank Stephens

The bigger the hill you climb, The more you can see from the top, The more you enjoy the ride down, And the longer the ride lasts.


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Gail Sheehy

If every day is an awakening, you will never grow old. You will just keep growing.


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Andre Gide

So long as we live among men, let us cherish humanity.


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Jeseph Joubert

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth.


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Arthur Rubinstein

Of course there is no formula for success except perhaps an unconditional acceptance of life and what it brings.


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Jawaharlal Nehru

Failure comes only when we forget our ideals and objectives and principles.


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G. E. Lessing

One single grateful thought raised to heaven is the most perfect prayer.


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Thamas De Quincey

Once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing and from robbing he comes next to drinking and sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination.



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