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R. C. Samsel
Character is the foundation stone upon which one must build to win respect. Just as no worthy building can be erected on a weak foundation, so no lasting reputation worthy of respect can be built on a weak character.
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Adam R. Gwizdala
If you go with the flow you'll eventually end up over the waterfall.
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Saint Augustine
He who does not have the church as his mother does not have God as his Father.
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Captain Lawrence Oates, last words
I am just going outside and may be some time.
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William Shakespeare, "King Richard III", Act 5 scene 4
A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!
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George MacDonald
If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give.
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Sue Patton Thoele
Abundance is, in large part, an attitude.
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Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
The cause of liberty becomes a mockery if the price to be paid is the wholesale destruction of those who are to enjoy liberty.
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Peter Ustinov
Did you know that every two hours the nations of this world spend as much on armaments as they spend on the children of this world every year?
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Stobaeus
How vain is learning unless intelligence go with it.
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Bertrand Russell
Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.
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Publilius Syrus
Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.
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