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Silly Random Quotes and Sayings - 42
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Jason Mraz
Friends are great and always seem to work by the appropriate will of God.
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Paul De Rapin
Our strength often increases in proportion to the obstacles imposed upon it.
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Albert Schweitzer
You must give some time to your fellow men. Even if it's a little thing, do something for others - something for which you get no pay but the privilege of doing it.
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Logan Pearsall Smith
I cannot forgive my friends for dying I do not find these vanishing acts of theirs at all amusing.
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Pierre Charron
The true science and study of man is man.
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C. C. Colton
There is this paradox in pride - it makes some men ridiculous, but prevents others from becoming so.
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Aeschylus
Only when man's life comes to its end in prosperity can one call that man happy.
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Germaine Greer, O Magazine, September 2002
Human beings have an inalienable right to invent themselves.
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Wendell Willkie
No man has a right in America to treat any other man tolerantly, for tolerance is the assumption of superiority.
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Deng Ming-Dao
Those truly linked don't need correspondence, When they meet again after many years apart, Their friendship is as true as ever.
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Steve Allen
Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.
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Lynn Hall, Where Have All the Tigers Gone?, 1989
We did not change as we grew older; we just became more clearly ourselves.
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