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Silly Random Quotes and Sayings - 72
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Aristotle
Law is mind without reason.
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Alfred E. Neuman, The Half-Wit and Wisdom of Alfred E. Neuman (MAD magazine)
We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture polish is made from real lemons
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James Goldsmith
Praise in the beginning is agreeable enough; and we receive it as a favor; but when it comes in great quantities, we regard it only as a debt, which nothing but our merit could extort.
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Mark Twain
The miracle, or the power, that elevates the few is to be found in their industry, application, and perseverance under the prompting of a brave, determined spirit.
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Jonathan Larson
Forget regret, or life is yours to miss.
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Margaret Cho
People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in.
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Saint Augustine, De Libero Arbitrio
Unless you believe, you will not understand.
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La Rochefoucauld
If we are to judge of love by the consequences, it more nearly resembles hatred than friendship.
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Thucydides
A nation that draws too broad a difference between its scholars and its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards, and its fighting done by fools.
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Steven Wright
I have an existential map. It has You are here written all over it.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
The greatest remedy for anger is delay.
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George S. Patton
If man does his best what else is there?
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