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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Random Quotes and Sayings - 88

Henri-Frédéric Amiel

The test of every religious, political, or educational system is the man that it forms.


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Publilius Syrus

What is left when honor is lost


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George Herbert

Living well is the best revenge.


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Ogden Nash

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.


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Saint Augustine

Conscience and reputation are two things. Conscience is due to yourself, reputation to your neighbour.


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Cicero

Where is there dignity unless there is honesty


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Paul Goodman

Few great men could pass Personnel.


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George Ade

Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.


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Plutarch

The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled.


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Baltasar Gracian

Friendship multiplies the good in life and divides the evil.


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G. C. Lichtenberg

Actual aristocracy cannot be abolished by any law all the law can do is decree how it is to be imparted and who is to acquire it.


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Isaac Watts

Do not hover always on the surface of things, nor take up suddenly, with mere appearances; but penetrate into the depth of matters, as far as your time and circumstances allow, especially in those things which relate to your profession.



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