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Funniest Random Quotes and Sayings - 59
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Thomas Szasz
Men are rewarded or punished not for what they do but for how their acts are defined. That is why men are more interested in better justifying themselves than in better behaving themselves.
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John W. Vessey, Jr.
'Resource-constrained environment' are fancy Pentagon words that mean there isn't enough money to go around.
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Thomas Jones
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
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Homer, The Iliad
Even when someone battles hard, there is an equal portion for one who lingers behind, and in the same honor are held both the coward and the brave man; the idle man and he who has done much meet death alike.
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Unknown
Many a man thinks he has an open mind, when it's merely vacant.
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Anonymous, French slogan
I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency.
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Montesquieu
If one only wished to be happy, this could be easily accomplished; but we wish to be happier that other people, and this is always difficult, for we believe others to be happier than they are.
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Albert Einstein
Let every man be respected as an individual and no man idolized.
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Albert Camus
Do not wait for the last judgment. It takes place every day.
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Alfred L. Kroeber
Anthropology is the most humanistic of the sciences and the most scientific of the humanities.
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Sydney Smith
To do anything in this world worth doing, we must not stand back shivering and thinking of the cold and danger, but jump in, and scramble through as well as we can.
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Wystan Hugh Auden
To ask the hard question is simple.
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