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Bertrand Russell, Marriage and Morals (1929) ch. 5

The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd; indeed in view of the silliness of the majority of mankind, a widespread belief is more likely to be foolish than sensible.


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Ann Landers

Maturity is the ability to do a job whether or not you are supervised, to carry money without spending it and to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.


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Ralph Waldo Trine

Do you want to be a power in the world Then be yourself.


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Friedrich Nietzsche, The World to Power, section 1064

This world is the will to power - and nothing besides!


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Louis Auchincloss

Only little boys and old men sneer at love.


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Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.


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Maurice Baring

Memory is the greatest of artists, and effaces from your mind what is unnecessary.


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Charles De Gaulle, in "Les Mots du General", 1962

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?


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Herodotus, The Histories of Herodotus

It is better to be envied than pitied.


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Jane Adams

The excellent becomes the permanent.


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Lady Reading

The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone.


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Craig Claiborne

For those who love it, cooking is at once child's play and adult joy. And cooking done with care is an act of love.



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