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Very Funny Random Quotes and Sayings - 80
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Chuang-tzu
Stay centered by accepting whatever you are doing. This is the ultimate.
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Georg Brandes
It is useless to send armies against ideas.
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Andrew Schneider
I just have this feeling if I take pi, well past all this static, take pi to 10 million, 20 million digits, that I'll find something really incredible. Not just a pattern, not just an order, but a sign. A mathematical sign.
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Unknown
Nothing is great like friendship on earth, No jewel No pearl has got it's worth. No one except a friend can be trusted, Your life will never ever get rusted.
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Cicero
Never go to excess, but let moderation be your guide.
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Mark Twain
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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W.H. Auden, "September 1, 1939"
We must love one another or die.
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Russell R. McIntyre
Sin bravely...We will never have all the facts to make a perfect judgement, but with the aid of basic experience we must leap bravely into the future.
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Gotthold Ephraim Lessing
A heretic is a man who sees with his own eyes.
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Gay
By ignorance is pride increased; those must assume who know the least.
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Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
The sacrifice which causes sorrow to the doer of the sacrifice is no sacrifice. Real sacrifice lightens the mind of the doer and gives him a sense of peace and joy. The Buddha gave up the pleasures of life because they had become painful to him.
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Thomas Dekker
Sleep is the golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
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