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Sarcastic Random Quotes and Sayings - 86
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Muriel Strode
I will not follow where the path may lead, but I will go where there is no path, and I will leave a trail.
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Lady Duff-Gordon
Put even the plainest woman into a beautiful dress and unconsciously she will try to live up to it.
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Robert Green Ingersoll
It is a blessed thing that in every age someone has had the individuality enough and courage enough to stand by his own convictions.
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John Moore
He who hasn't hacked assemply language as a youth has no heart. He who does as an adult has no brain.
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Lily Tomlin
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
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Plato
All men are by nature equal, made all of the same earth by one Workman; and however we deceive ourselves, as dear unto God is the poor peasant as the mighty prince.
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Sarah Bernhardt
All power in human hands is liable to be abused.
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Max Ehrmann
Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.
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Unknown
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
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Henri-Frédéric Amiel
Liberty, equality - bad principles! The only true principle for humanity is justice; and justice to the feeble is protection and kindness.
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Lewis Ward
Boredom is a finicky creature, never around when you need it, and always popping up when you want it the least.
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John Henry Newman
In this world no one rules by love if you are but amiable, you are no hero to be powerful, you must be strong, and to have dominion you must have a genius for organizing.
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