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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Random Quotes and Sayings - 78

Thomas Carlyle

Men do less than they ought, unless they do all that they can.


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Alexander Hamilton

Why has government been instituted at all Because the passions of men will not conform to the dictates of reason and justice, without constraint.


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Countess Diane

How do they who think they are unhappy differ from they who actually are?


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Sir James Glover

A man of character in peace is a man of courage in war.


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C. S. Lewis

A pleasure is not full grown until it is remembered.


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Darby Conley

Sometimes its good to contrast what you like with something else. It makes you appreciate it even more.


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Charles De Gaulle

For glory gives herself only to those who have always dreamed of her.


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Samuel Johnson, Life of Boerhaave

Men are generally idle, and ready to satisfy themselves, and intimidate the industry of others, by calling that impossible which is only difficult.


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Samuel Johnson

If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself alone. A man should keep his friendships in constant repair.


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William J. Clinton

There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured with what is right in America.


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Edna St. Vincent Millay

My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night;
But, ah, my foes, and oh, my friends,
It gives a lovely light.


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Benjamin Franklin

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight.



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