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Clever Random Quotes and Sayings - 38
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Daniel J. Boorstin
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
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Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
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Paul Crickmore
You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3.
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G. M. Trevelyan
Social history might be defined negatively as the history of a people with the politics left out.
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Corky Siegel
Life is too important to take seriously.
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Constantin Brancusi
Create like a god. Command like a king. Work like a slave!
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Alfred A. Montapert
Before every action ask yourself. Will this bring more monkeys on my back. Will the result of my action be a blessing or a heavy burden?
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Groucho Marx, "Duck Soup" 1934
Love goes out the door when money comes innuendo.
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John F. Kennedy, speech in 1962
We don’t see the end of the tunnel but I must say I don’t think it is darker than it was a year ago, and in some ways lighter.
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Abraham Lincoln
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.
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Alfred North Whitehead, Dialogues (1954)
Art is the imposing of a pattern on experience, and our aesthetic enjoyment is recognition of the pattern.
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Alfred North Whitehead
The vitality of thought is in adventure. Ideas won't keep. Something must be done about them.
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