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Publilius Syrus
To-day is the pupil of yesterday.
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Henry David Thoreau
We are armed with language adequate to describe each leaf of the filed, but not to describe human character.
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Albert Einstein
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
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Henri Louis Bergson
Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought.
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Sir Edward Dyer
My mind to me a kingdom is, Such present joys therein I find, That it excels all other bliss.
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Leonardo DaVinci
Every obstacle yields to stern resolve.
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Aristotle
Again, men in general desire the good, and not merely what their fathers had.
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Professor Edsger Dijkstra
It is practically impossible to teach good programming style to students that have had prior exposure to BASIC; as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.
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Mark Twain
Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all.
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Bret Harte
The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.
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Dr. Robert Schuller
Commit yourself to a dream... Nobody who tries to do something great but fails is a total failure. Why Because he can always rest assured that he succeeded in life's most important battle--he defeated the fear of trying.
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C. C. Colton
No company is preferable to bad, because we are more apt to catch the vices of others than their virtues, as disease is far more contagious than health.
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