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Funny Random Quotes and Sayings - 51
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Aesop, The Jay and the Peacock
It is not only fine feathers that make fine birds.
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Soren Kierkegaard
Life has its own hidden forces which you can only discover by living.
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Al Franken
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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Mel Brooks
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
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Haniel Long
So much of what is best in us is bound up in our love of family, that it remains the measure of our stability because it measures our sense of loyalty. All other pacts of love or fear derive from it and are modeled upon it.
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Hannah More
One kernel is felt in a hogshead; one drop of water helps to swell the ocean; a spark of fire helps to give light to the world. None are too small, too feeble, too poor to be of service. Think of this and act.
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Barbara Tuchman
History is the unfolding of miscalculation.
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Jacob Braude
Always behave like a duck - keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath.
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Sir Arthur Wing Pinero
Those who love deeply never grow old they may die of old age, but they die young.
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Dave Parnas
As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, in real applications.
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Victor Hugo
He who every morning plans the transaction of the day and follows out that plan, carries a thread that will guide him through the maze of the most busy life. But where no plan is laid, where the disposal of time is surrendered merely to the chance of incidence, chaos will soon reign.
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Stella Terrill Mann
Desire, ask, believe, receive.
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