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Robert Louis Stephenson
Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
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Elmer G. Letterman
Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open.
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Daniel J. Boorstin
A sign of a celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services.
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Groucho Marx
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Vincent van Gogh
Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.
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Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
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Lyndon B. Johnson
War is always the same. It is young men dying in the fullness of their promise. It is trying to kill a man that you do not even know well enough to hate. Therefore, to know war is to know that there is still madness in the world.
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John D. Rockefeller Jr.
I believe that every right implies a responsibility; every opportunity an obligation; every possession a duty.
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Johnny Carson
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
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W. Somerset Maugham
When you have loved as she has loved, you grow old beautifully.
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J. R. R. Tolkien
'I wish life was not so short,' he thought. 'Languages take such a time, and so do all the things one wants to know about.'
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Martha Nussbaum
But the life that no longer trust another human being and no longer forms ties to the political community is not a human life any longer.
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