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Amusing Random Quotes and Sayings - 37
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Henry Ford
There is one rule for the industrialist and that is Make the best quality of goods possible at the lowest cost possible, paying the highest wages possible.
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Joshua J. Marine
Challenges are what make life interesting overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.
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Rabindranath Tagore
Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because the Dawn has come.
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Jonathan Swift
A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
We should be eternally vigilant against attempts to check the expression of opinions that we loathe.
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Agnes de Mille
No trumpets sound when the important decisions of our life are made. Destiny is made known silently.
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Anton Chekhov
Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
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Thomas Alva Edison
There will one day spring from the brain of science a machine or force so fearful in its potentialities, so absolutely terrifying, that even man, the fighter, who will dare torture and death in order to inflict torture and death, will be appalled, and so abandon war forever.
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Anthony Lake
I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement speaker. 'Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake,' he said. 'They need you in order to have the party, but no one expects you to say very much.'
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Harry S. Truman
All my life, whenever it comes time to make a decision, I make it and forget about it.
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R. S. Donnell
The man who follows a crowd will never be followed by a crowd.
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Henry Louis Mencken
The aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all it is simply to reduce as many individuals as possible to the same safe level, to breed a standard citizenry, to put down dissent and originality.
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