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Funniest Random Quotes and Sayings - 29
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Aesop
Outside show is a poor substitution for inner worth.
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Aldous Huxley
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
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Sigmund Freud
Neurosis is the inability to tolerate ambiguity.
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Ty Cobb
When I played ball, I didn't play for fun. . . . It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. It's a contest and everything that implies, a struggle for supremacy, a survival of the fittest.
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Victor Hugo
There is nothing like dream to create the future. Utopia to-day, flesh and blood tomorrow.
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Saadi
The bad fortune of the good turns their faces up to heaven; the good fortune of the bad bows their heads down to the earth.
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Marie Curie
Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
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W.H. Auden
Thousands have lived without love, not one without water.
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Gerald R. Ford
I am acutely aware that you have not elected me as your president by your ballots, so I ask you to confirm me with your prayers.
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W. Somerset Maugham
Tradition is a guide and not a jailer.
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T. T. Munger
Providence has nothing good or high in store for one who does not resolutely aim at something high or good. A purpose is the eternal condition of success.
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Beryl Pfizer
I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on.
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