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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Random Short Quotes - 167

Dr. Dale E. Turner

In all the work we do, our most valuable asset can be the attitude of self-examination. It is forgivable to make mistakes, but to stand fast behind a wall of self-righteousness and make the same mistake twice is not forgivable.


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Judith Martin

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation.


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Kossuth

The unspoken word never does harm.


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George Bernard Shaw

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.


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Real Live Preacher, RealLivePreacher.com Weblog, February 13, 2004

I’m searching through all that has ever been hoped, in praise of what can never be known.


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Sharon Salzberg

By prizing heartfulness above faultlessness, we may reap more from our effort because we're more likely to be changed by it.


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Homer

There is a fullness of all things, even of sleep and love.


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Rosalind Sussman Yalow

We must believe in ourselves or no one else will believe in us; we must match our aspirations with the competence, courage, and determination to succeed.


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Robert Half

Free advice is worth the price.


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Germaine Greer

Freud is the father of psychoanalysis. It has no mother.


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Alfred North Whitehead

I have suffered a great deal from writers who have quoted this or that sentence of mine either out of its context or in juxtaposition to some incongruous matter which quite distorted my meaning , or destroyed it altogether.


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John Fitzgerald Kennedy

We stand today on the edge of a new frontier-the frontier of the 1960s-a frontier of unknown opportunities and perils-a frontier of unfulfilled hopes and threats.



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