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Stephen Jay Gould
The most important scientific revolutions all include, as their only common feature, the dethronement of human arrogance from one pedestal after another of previous convictions about our centrality in the cosmos.
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George Santayana
Progress, far from consisting in change, depends on retentiveness. Thse who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
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Miss Piggy
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
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Tryon Edwards
To be good, we must do good and by doing good we take a sure means of being good, as the use and exercise of the muscles increase their power.
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Margaret Mead
Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class, or religion, children must have the opportunity to learn that within each range, some people are loathsome and some are delightful.
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Bill Maher
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
I quote others only in order the better to express myself.
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West African Saying
No one is without knowledge except him who asks no questions.
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Pythagoras
Above all things, reverence yourself.
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Saul Bellow
The part can never be well unless the whole is well.
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Jane Austen
Why not seize the pleasure at once, how often is happiness destroyed by preparation, foolish preparations.
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Lester Bowles Pearson
The fact is that we prepare for war like giants, and for peace like pygmies.
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