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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Random Quotes and Sayings - 28

Cicero, Pro Milone

Law stands mute in the midst of arms.


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Katharine Hepburn

If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.


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Seneca

An unpopular rule is never long maintained.


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Alfred North Whitehead

It requires a very unusual mind to undertake the analysis of the obvious.


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Henry George

Let no man imagine that he has no influence. Whoever he may be, and wherever he may be placed, the man who thinks becomes a light and a power.


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William Cowper

Glory built on selfish principles is shame and guilt.


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Haitian Proverb

Do not insult the mother alligator until after you have crossed the river.


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Clarence Day

Creatures whose mainspring is curiosity enjoy the accumulating of facts far more than the pausing at times to reflect on those facts.


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Samuel Johnson

There can be no friendship without confidence, and no confidence without integrity.


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Plato

If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things.


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Henry David Thoreau

One may discover a new side to his most intimate friend when for the first time he hears him speak in public. He will be stranger to him as he is more familiar to the audience. The longest intimacy could not foretell how he would behave then


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Agnes De Mille

The truest expression of a people is in its dances and its music... Bodies never lie.



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