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Lord Chesterfield
Most people enjoy the inferiority of their friends.
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Titus Livius
Men are only clever at shifting blame from their own shoulders to those of others.
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Huey Long
The time has come for all good men to rise above principle.
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Arthur C. Clarke
CNN is one of the participants in the war. I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected president but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power.
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John Ruskin
...in order that a man may be happy, it is necessary that he should not only be capable of his work, but a good judge of his work.
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Ford Maddox
Only two classes of books are of universal appeal. The very best and the very worst.
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Buddha
Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings peace.
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Thomas Jefferson
I have never been able to conceive how any rational being could propose happiness to himself from the exercise of power over others.
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Mrs. Patrick Campbell
Does it really matter what these affectionate people do-- so long as they dont do it in the streets and frighten the horses
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Dan Quayle
I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.
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Tom Robbins
When she was a small girl, Amanda hid a ticking clock in an old, rotten tree trunk. It drove woodpeckers crazy. Ignoring tasty bugs all around them, they just about beat their brains out trying to get at the clock. Years later, Amanda used the woodpecker experiment as a model for understanding capitalism, Communism, Christianity, and all other systems that traffic in future rewards rather than in present realities.
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H. L. Mencken
Platitude: an idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b) that is not true.
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